Sunday, December 21, 2008

Joseph Obi Declares Victory ¦ Alternative Medicine Campaign



Professor Joseph Obi - Statement of the Year 2008:



"Alternative Medicine is defiantly fighting back , and has now formidably destabilized it's Major Skeptic Tormentors.

Every single ferocious attack on the Alternative Medicine Campaign has sensationally been repelled - and a million and one Alternative Medicine Campaigns have now decided to proudly rear their heads . . . to boldly fight for the noble profession of Alternative Medicine ; without any fear or trepidation (whatsoever).

The net effect of this Absolutely Fabulous Development is that Hundreds of Millions of highly satisfied people all around the world have now started self-funding their very own Alternative Medicine Treatments ; thus maverickly bypassing any Ill-Advised Beaurocratic Nightmares altogether.

It will therefore only be a matter of time before Alternative Medicine universally becomes the Treatment of First Instance ; for a wide variety of Ailments and Afflictions."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ " Controversy plays to my Strengths . . ."






Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Provost and Emeritus Visiting Professor , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly challenged Critics of Alternative Medicine to be fully prepared for a Fight to the Finish . . .


Speaking after the highly successful relaunch of the Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) Online Examination and Revalidation Website ( www.EvidenceBase.org ) , a cheekily grinning Professor Obi robustly quipped :


" Controversy almost always seems to maverickly play to my Strengths.

I therefore warmly relish the totally ethical thought of damnfully taking on very many more Exceptionally Formidable Roles in future ."