Friday, October 24, 2008

Dr Joseph Obi Announces Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title . . .

* INTERNATIONAL PRESS STATEMENT
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Re : Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation


I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Title Designation is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

It is therefore fundamentally imperative that all Potential Applicants for the Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee , to appropriately reflect (both) it's Limitless Professional Value plus it's Ultimate Commercial Utility.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer (CEO)

Royal College of Alternative Medicine


* END OF PRESS STATEMENT

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Leads Global Alternative Medicine Debate

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has publicly thanked the hundreds of Alternative Medicine Professionals who have officially registered for the Great Alternative Medicine Debate.

Commenting in response to the online media reports that over 250 Eminent International Professionals have already registered for the Landmark Initiative , Doctor Obi said :


" When the idea of a Great Alternative Medicine Debate was initially conceived , we never in our remotest (wildest) dreams (ever) expected hundreds of the World's Top Movers and Shakers (in Alternative Medicine) to formidably get involved with such an exceedingly humble Empowerment Project.


We therefore remain profoundly honoured to ethically host them all ; to the very best of our Professional Ability.


The Time To Talk is now ."


*Further Updates are coming soon.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi warns that he is just about to strike again . . .

Iconic Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has cheekily hinted that the New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title will be almost as controversial as himself.

Responding to a recent email concerning the Designation , Professor Obi said:


"A lot of exceptionally bitter skeptics (out there) foolishly seem to think that my statutory acquisition of the Key Intellectual Property Rights to Royal College of Alternative Medicine was the greatest political coup of my entire life.

Let them carefully think again : For Lo and Behold , something greater than Royal College of Alternative Medicine is just about to manifest itself on very the 1st day of November 2008.

The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title will be so damn sensational that it will maverickly (but lawfully) attempt to turn the whole-wide-world on it's head , in total professional pandemonium - and there will be precious little that any single one of those wretched little naysayers will actually be able to legally do about it.

So do kindly watch this space , Ye Profound Skeptic Doubters of Exceedingly Little Faith . . . for the absolutely unstoppable Joseph Chikelue Obi is just about to strike again ! "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) to chair International Alternative Medicine Debate . . .

It is announced that the Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , is to act as Chief Moderator of the Great Alternative Medicine Debate.

Further details will be posted tomorrow . . .